periods are really crampin my style
Today’s Gender of the Day is: Don’t recall.
relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold
That… Is not what I expected
uhlexahhhh when you play sexy dice with your men
but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?
"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"
Las Vegas, 2014